my japanese name!

According to facebook..my japanese name is E SA HE RA!! HAHA! FUNNY!

True or False?

Congragulations, you have such a comfortable relationship. You have your problems, who doesnt right? Probably been in your relationship for quiet some time now and you love things just the way things are. also, you have probably already started thinking even further into the future. Marriage, kids, Careers. Every piece of the puzzle has your partner in it..

90% is true...10% is false!

Tag!

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
**** Closed

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
**** NO...i'm alergy to them!

3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?
**** NO! I'M JOIN NO APPOLOGIES CAMP BEFORE! HAHA!

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
**** Aiks..lame! no...i'm not crazy...

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
****Nope..it's kinda annoying for me! hehe..

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
**** Nope..


7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
**** bees

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
**** yea...

10. What do you hate the most?
**** not very sure...

11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
**** tucked in..

12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
**** why should i?

13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
**** nope..my house has toilet supplies..LOL!

14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
**** No..why? ss-nya~ haha

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
**** nope...

16. How many times have you scrap booked this week?
**** nope..didnt do it this week haha!

17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
***kinda?

18. What is your "Song of the week"?
**** Akon- Dangerous, By2-我知道

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
**** my dear loves pink! LOL!

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
**** yeah.. EVERYDAY! SPONGE BOB OMG! HAHA!

21. Whats your favorite scary movie?
**** it creeps me up..so..no!

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
**** my secret place! shh!

23. What do you drink with dinner?
**** soup?

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
*** no source..just natural!

25. What is your favorite food?
**** Western...

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
**** SPONGE BOB!

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you
**** my ex..

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
**** I'm a girl guide..

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
**** NO! SO CHEAP! HAHA!

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
**** i hate writing letters unless my teacher ask me so..LOL..

31. Can you change the oil on a car?
****i can't..if you want me to change, think THRICE!

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
**** i have no idea what you are asking..as i know i can't drive!

33. Ran out of gas?
****zz..can't drive lar!

34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
**** Eggs with mayonese! yummy!

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
**** Mushroom soup!

36. What is your usual bedtime?
**** 11?

37. Are you lazy?
**** Kinda

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for new year?
****I forgot...

40. How many languages can you speak?
**** Chinese, Malay, English, Canto, Hakka

41. Do you have any magazine?
**** no.. ..

42.Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
****dnt knw..

43. Are you stubborn?
**** Yeap

44. Who is better...bush or obama?
**** obama

45. Ever watch operas?
**** nope...boring!

46. Afraid of heights?
**** yea!! i scare!!

47.When do you sing in the car?
*** when my fav songs plays!

48. Dance in the shower?
**** sing yes...dance no!


49. Dance in the car?
**** NO! how can you dance in a car? use brain please!

50. Ever used a gun?
**** water gun perhaps!

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
**** yeap..

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
**** em..no...

53. Is christmas stressful?
**** NO WHY? its celebrating Jesus's birth! so NO!

54. Ever eat a pie?
**** YEA...

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
**** Orange...mango...

56. Occupations you wanted to be as a child?
**** Pilot

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
**** yea..

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
**** yea..hate it!

59. Take a vitamin daily?
**** nope...my mom's cooking contains many nutirent!

60. Wear slippers?
****Yea...love them!

61. Wear a bath robe?
**** nope...

62. What do you wear to bed?
**** t-shirts and short pants..

63. First concert?
**** not sure..

64. midvalley,genting mas mall, or sunway?
**** midvalley!

66. Cheetah Or tiger?
**** tiger...i love orange!

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
**** peanuts!yum!

68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?
**** what's that...

69. Ever take dance lessons?
**** nope..didn't have any interest on it!

70. Want to get married?
**** felt like no...but in future maybe yes maybe no..its still a mysteries to me!

71. Can you curl your tongue?
**** yup..

72. Ever won a spelling bee?
**** nope...i don't join these lame activities..such a waste of time!

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
****no..i cried because of sadness...

74. Own any record albums?
**** nope!

75. Own a record player?
**** yea...

76. Love to?
**** online...

77. What is your favorite movie?
**** comedies and romance!

78. Who would you like to see in concert?
**** Jay, Jolin, By2, Tank...many more!

79. What was your last concert you saw?
**** christian concert...

80. Hot tea or cold tea?
**** cold..

81.Tea or coffee?
**** coffee..nice!

82.Favorite kind of cookie?
**** Chocolate..

83.Can you swim well?
**** cat can't swim

84. Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
**** yeap...

85. Are you patient?
**** 50 50!

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
**** Band...DJ is for pub!

87.Ever won a contest?
**** nope...said before..i dnt join this activities!

88. Ever have plastic surgery?
**** No!

89. Which are better black or green olives?
****green maybe..hehe...

90.ever masturbed?
**** i'm a girl!

91. Best room for a fireplace?
**** living room perhaps..

92. DO you want to get married?
**** SEE HOW DEEP MY FEEL TOWARDS HIM!

93. If married, how long have you been married?
**** til the day i went to meet my jesus!

94. Who was your crush?
**** what do you mean WAS? Kalok IS my crush now!

95. Do you cry and throw stuff until you get your own way?
**** many times!

96. Do you have kids?
**** NO! I HAVE PLEDGE CARD!

97. Do you want kids?
**** yea...

98. Whats your favorite colors?
**** pink..purple..

99. Do you miss anyone right now?
**** kalok!

100. Who do you wanna see right now?
***Kalok!

Tag

~helen~

~amy~

~elton~

~joseph~

~davis~

Finally i found a way to spend my time on during holidays!

Ok..nowonder my dear is angry at me..It because i promise to present him my homemade stars after exam!! i was too focusing on my exam till i forgotten about this promise.. I bought that papers before exam, promising myself i will make it after exams but i forgotten! LOL! STUPID ME! ARH!

This video suits US soon...i think...

Mommy mommy jokes!

(1) Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?

Shut up and get back in the oven.





(2) Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?

Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!



(3)Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia.

Shut up son and keep swimming.



(4) Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma!

Shut up and keep digging!



(5) Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?

Shut up and flush.




(6) Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim!

Shut up or I'll flush it again!



(7) Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here.

Shut up or I'll flush it again.




(8) Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice!

Shut up and drink it before it clots.




(9) Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?

Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.




(10) Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!

Shut up, we only have it once a month.





(11) Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!

Shut up and get away from the dart board!





(12) Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?

Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.




(13) Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial?

Shut up and keep flushing.




(14) Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!

Shut up and get the marshmallows!




(15) Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!

Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!




(16)Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers!

Shut up and eat your french fries!



(17)Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?

Shut up, you know that grandma's leg is no longer infested.






(18) Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a long nose?

You don't, but lift your head up or you'll scrape the floor.





(19 Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much.

All right, you can take another slice.



(20) "Come upstairs, son, like a good boy."

"No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."

Thanks Amy!

Thanks for your present from sponge bob island!
haha..
but you said you will present me Patrick?
hmmm~
and you said that you will buy me a sponge from Parkwell Supermarket if you can't find Patrick for me...
now you present me a cat?
omg!!
anyways..thanks for your lovely mms...
wasted your credit just to give me this pic..! thanks!

Jokes for today...Hope it will brighten up your day!

An arab national interviewed at USA Embrassy :

Consul : Your name please..

Arab : Abdul Aziz

Consul : Sex?

Arab : 3 times a day..

Consul : I mean, male or female...

Arab : Both male and female. sometimes even with camel..

Consul : HOLY COW!

Arab : Yes...cows and dogs too..

Consul : Man, isn't that hostile?

Arab : Horse style, dog style any style!!

Consul : OH DEAR~!

Arah : deer?? no deer...They run too fast..hmmm~






SON OF THE BITCH!

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!"





Goblins


One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies.
"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"?







Joke from kenneth LO! haha!

A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce..

She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian and yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth."




Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the
SEX EDUCATION".
Class Teacher: " Why not?"
Schoolgirl: "Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be
ORAL!





Mother asks daughter, how is married life?
Daughter shyly says like BRITISH AIRWAYS.
Mother reads the advertisement & is shocked. It says
"7 DAYS A WEEK, TWICE A DAY, BOTH WAYS!"




Man to wife: Business is bad, if you learn how

to cook we can remove servant.
Wife: ASSHOLE! If you learn how to @**k, we can remove
driver, gardener & watchman..






What's the difference between stress,
tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend
is pregnant,
PANIC is when both are pregnant!

I bought this wonderful candies so that whenever i had wake up from my nice and comfortable sleep..my breath won't stink! But it doesn't mean i won't brush my teeth k? LOL!

I bought this wonderful candies so that whenever i'm bored i can chew on them and crush them with my powerful teeth!

GRRRR~

Boring!

Today's tuition was totally boring!
Without Chin asking teacher to dance the "sin lui san fa"
the class was totally in a silent mode..
In addition..my mood was kinda sleepy today...
so..i don't have that mood to play with teacher even if he did tried to influence me!LOL!
What was way more worst is that carmen didn't show up today!
WITHOUT HER...I CAN'T POP UP MY SLEEPY MODE TO HAPPY MODE!

Thanks!

Thanks moni...
I love it..^^

gonna bye bye soon?

Me and You?
Bye Bye soon?

Tagged...

. Besides your lips , where is the favourite spot to get kissed ?
- Neck

2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning ?
-sleepy but happy because i wanted to see my bro's results! haha!

3. Who was the last person / people you took a photo with ?
- Moni...

4. Would you consider yourself spoiled?
- Why would i?

5. Will you ever donate blood?
- Never! scare scare!

6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex ?
- yeap..

7. Do you want someone to be dead ?
-NO! WHY?

8. What does your last text message say ?
- "someone" asking me izit online..LOL..

9. What are you thinking right now ?
- Trying to out with him..

1o. Do you want someone to be with you right now?
- OF COURSE!

11. What was the time you went to bed last night ?
- 11.00 pm

2. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now ?
- =Dnt kNow..LAME!

13. Is someone on your mind right now ?
- yea..him...hehe~

14. Who was the last person who text you ?
- Kalok...


TEN Lucky Person to do this quiz...
1)Moni
2) Helen
3) Joseph
4) Amy Chin
5) Elton
6)Chai
7) Bird
8)Chiang
9) Chiew's sis(syam)
10) Ah wong

15. Who is no.2 having a relationship with ?
- No one

16. Is no.3 a male or a female?
- male

17. If no.7 and no.1 get together , would it be a good?
- No! haha!

18. What is no.1 studying about ?
- form 3 maths?

19. When was the last time you chatted with them ?
- A second ago?

20.Is no.4 single ?
- Nope..she has a baby~

21. Say something about no.2 .
- She loves frogs..

22. What do you think about no.3 & no.6 being together ?
- omg! they dont even know each another..

23. Describe no.9 .
- active in guides!

24. What will you do if no.6 and no.7 fight ?
- will they? one in kl one in miri? haha!

25. Do you like 8 ?
-as my friend~

i have a friend name wall-lica~

If u talk to a wall how would you feel?
haha...
i have a nice friend name wall-lica..
when u talk to her she only respond heh yo heh yo heh yo..
LOL!
ITS MONICA! HAHA!
really ng tiam..
dnt knw hw to deng lok hui..
luckily tmr has celebration n friday is report card days!
no need to talk to her anymore..
haha
jkIng only a!
talk to a "wall" also gd geh..
ppl wil think i sot jek..lOL!

the lucky one for teacher and the unlucky one for me!

Carmen! i need ur donation! haha!

MY NAME HAS BEEN SPELLED WRONGLY! LOL!

OH BOY! I'M SO UNLUCKY! i've been selected to collect money for the jogathon.. what the....so damn unlucky..sob...carmen...i want u to be the 1st to donate in my nice blue-ish card...thats the reason why noone has signed in my card yet! lucky u! haha!

I'm boring!

I'M SO BORING!
till i asked carmen to annoy me..
hehe ^^
fun!!
now then i realised that she startes to annoy ppl with a nice introduction!
uiyoh!!
haha...fun! wuhuu!

HAIZ!

ARH! AREN'T I SUPPOSINGLY TYPYING MY SEJ PROJECT WHICH I NEED TO HAND IT UP TO TEACHER NEXT WED??
I'M JAMNED!
I'M STRESS!
I'M CONFUSED!
LOL!!
PLUS PS HOMEWORKS ARE STILL WAITING FOR ME TO COMPLETE IT..ARH! FAN SEI ME!! LOL!!

carmen so sui!

Carmen kickED a miao zai today!
omg!
HOW DARE HER!! HAHA!

Thanks!

today's picture is.....carmen! haha!

the only "passed" picture..
taken in: HOSPITAL DUTCHESS OF KENT!

Thanks carmen for giving me a wonderful ride! wuhuu~ so fun!! haha!! we took many pictures but all are getting failed results for me! haha! so i deleted them all!! haha...thursday xin take lar helen..haha!! dnt stare at me with ur evil eye sight..it scares me up! LOL!

qq ice! totally lap!

LOOK AT HOW NAUGHTY CARMEN IS! LOL!

mONICA..dnT wAstE so Much! haha!

Carmen's hand? haha! yea!! cutenya!! haha!

SANDAKAN I-FUL TOWER!! HAHA!

cARMEN SO damn naughty today..she played till the table was totally wet!! people passed by will think the table was crying..LOL...so i said...next time out don't call you..so that i can enjoy my time without you! haha! wow.she immidietly stoped playing with those plastic cups...THANK GOD! then carmen thought of building a sdk i-ful tower! omg! like sam bah po only haha! we enjoyed so much till we ignore all those eye contact from the customers of qq ice! haha!

my first experience of riding a bus!

LOL! I RIDE A BUS TODAY! OMG!
This was the first experience for me..
i know some of you might have taken a bus for many times but i....haiz..first time..lap!
Helen , ah tsen and carmen move on to indah by boarding a taxi..
me, felicia and moni took a ride on a bus..LOL..
we saw joshua in the bus...
LOL...just greet him and enjoy the ride? haha! maybe! haha!!

WATSON??

Carmen was finding a way to get out of Watson without using the censer thingi..LOL...
i asked her to jump but she....seems blur? LOL....
she stood there for 10 minutes? no lar...5 minutes to think of a way to out...stand in front of the door for 5 minutes! lap mou? haha! till end ah tsen n felicia pull her out?? lol..not so sure..as i know till end she walked out and laughed-non-stop! LOL! pui fuk!

its fun today!

Receive a phone call from amy...
come join me eh! watch movie o...
i reply her..dnt wan o..i dnt want to be the bulb! haha!!
then i meet monca, helen, felicia, carmen dan ah tsen in mile four PASAR to eat the food above..
dnt worry..no poison de..yummy~ hehe!
i wan spicy lo pet gao..but turns out the spices are not spicy at all!! damn! zz...longing to eat so long till end ate le....haiz...
amy....my dream weren't come true..sob!

i'm a B student? yea i am!

According to facebook..i'm a B STUDENT! yea i admit it since my average always B! hmmm...i hope PMR i wont get B! LOL! AIMING AIMING TO BE AN A STUDENT! HEHE!

sorry..i left something!

Monica's and mine ....which one is hers? which one is mine? sure the book which had been writen down a longer passage is mine! haha!

aww! i love sponge bOb!

AWW! ISN'T SPONGE BOB CUTE?? i heart sponge bob!! LOL!!

July

July:

Fun to be with (i hope i am!)


Secretive (yea!)


Difficult to fathom and to be understood (huh?)


Quiet unless excited or tensed (can say like that?)


Takes pride in oneself (ya)


Has reputation(of course!)


Easily consoled (got meh?yea! haha)


Honest (maybe? haha)


Concern about people's feelings (can say like that)


Tactful (as i know..i'm playful)


Friendly (not sure)


Approachable (yea)


Very emotional (yeah!! amy knows bout this very much ^^)


Temperamental and unpredictable (enen..i am!)


Moody and easily hurt (yea!! thats truely true)


Witty and sarky (sarky....suck...y?? nono!!)


Sentimental (kinda...)


Not revengeful (of course not! revenge belongs to God!!)


Forgiving but never forgets (mostly)


Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things(but i am nonsence de eh)


Guides others physically and mentally (quick true)


Sensitive and forms impressions carefully (thats true!)


Wary and sharp (what's this?)


Judge people through observations (sometimes)


Hardworking (am i?)


No difficulties (i'm having difficulties right now in my studies!)

thanks chiew~

Well chiew..thanks for your header ya~
but it suits more in my hp wallpaper!! haha~

chin..this is for u~

Today ttn i asked raymond whether he still remember your name or not..
he said he do remember...
AMY MA! GEI DAK...
A..................MY................
he pronounced your name as a for ah....my........"my" books...LOL...
we laughed till the room shakes!! haha..joke!

"someone" mumbling again!

mine of coz! haha!

cArmen de..lol




She started mumbling at ttn again! LOL!
then she pressed 963 and said yeh..yeng lei o!!
i pressed 1000 and i said i yeng lei now..LOL..then she pressed many 999999 in helen's calcu AGAIN!
make dao ppl can't type one person's name haha!!
pity!

header update soon!!

Beware!!


Suspect of H1N1 is sitting beside me the whole week in school due to the weather..haiz...must go for body check up..sob! jkjk!! hehe ^^

44 marks belongs to me!

This is my marks before adding some of the subjects..^^

Comparing my marks and carmen's...

Carmen wanted to compare her marks with me so i just accept her "challenge"..
Till end i won her 38 marks and she keep mumbling here and there saying
"uiyoh esther mau o..why you win me o?? why o?? yer....why geh? cannot lor i must start study to win u in semester 2!!"
KIK SUI HEH WAH! started studying? omg! n she so fan..a zi a zo thr..sob! haha jkjk!

ATTENTION!!

Place where photos are taken : RAYMOND GUAH
Calcu used: HELEN AND MINE!

Why does carmen wanted to use helen's calcu and not hers?
The ans is bcoz her calcu is silver in colour..LOL..
she added that different colour's calcu shows different calculation...
omg! sot!
so bad lar her..
steal le helen's calcu which can type someone's name..hor?? haha!

love?

That was hurt..aww~!
will it happen to me? sob!

To be continue~~~

BLOG HAVENT UPDATE FINISH YET!! TO BE CONTINUE SOONER OR LATER~

MY HOROSCOPE IS CANCER...

my roxy purse is the nicest in among the others....and it look sexy too!! haha~!

Okay...Karen took my apple since her horoscope is taurus..lolx~!

My fruit is banana not apple..sobx...nvm...my heart has apple its enough..hehe ^^... I took these details from Monica's and Amy's magazine and i found it interesting to post it on my blog to share with you all..hehe...I was in love with my roxy purse!! lol..so damn nice!!!! hmmm~~